Personally I don't find this that appealing

Hey people! Sorry about the scheduling upset this week. I humbly avert my gaze and assure you it was Alan’s fault.

I’m making up some labels for my landlord’s jam this evening. While looking for reference pictures of crab apples, I came across this attempt at a┬áculinary┬ápun. I thought it was rather witty, and y’know, it might be good. To be honest the thought of crab, cheese and apples in one dish isn’t really jiving with me, but I’ll try most things once.