Hairnets suck.

When I created Midnight, and made her a sadist, it wasn’t anything against waitresses in general. At the time I was working at camp (no waitresses there) and in school I had done some front-of-house stuff, so I didn’t have anything against servers.

Now that I work in a restaurant though, I can see that sadism is pretty much how waitresses roll. Don’t be fooled by the cheery, smiley games they play while trying to sell you dessert, these ladies are evil.