{"id":473,"date":"2012-01-10T22:52:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T06:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?p=473"},"modified":"2012-01-10T22:52:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T06:52:39","slug":"more-internet-scraping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"More Internet Scraping!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a couple of cool excursions across the Wibbly Wobbly Web recently, and, as usual when I&#8217;m too tired to produce actual content, I&#8217;ll send you in the direction of someone who isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>My brother had a party several days ago (from which we still haven&#8217;t really cleaned up. It&#8217;s strange how empty cookie bags and pizza stained paper plates strewn across the landscape bother you less when your mother isn&#8217;t around, (I&#8217;ve taken to calling this &#8220;Lost Boys Syndrome&#8221;) (I am actually cleaning it up by degrees mom, the house will be tidy for your return)<\/p>\n<p>Any road, one of little brother&#8217;s friends was rather proudly showing off an image he&#8217;d discovered on Stumble Upon, much in the same way a prize hunter shows off the dismembered parts of a rather large deer. The image was a piece of sheet music, obviously farcical and definitely unplayable. We (Friend, Brother and I) just about disemboweled ourselves laughing as we read through the piece, but we didn&#8217;t know anything about its origins, as whoever posted that particular copy also removed the title and copyright notice. (Astard-Bay probably has a Tumblr)<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, a quick Google search for a few of the distinctive directions in the sheet music, &#8220;Release the Penguins&#8221;, &#8220;Saxaphone moves downstage&#8221; and &#8220;Like a Dirigible&#8221; revealed that the song is called &#8220;Faerie&#8217;s Aire and Death Waltz&#8221;. It was created by a professional Music Engraver With a Taste for Nonsense named John Stump. (You can find more information about the late Stump, as well as high-quality scans of his work\u00c2\u00a0 at a website run by his nephew: <a href=\"http:\/\/lostinthecloudblog.com\/2010\/03\/13\/john-stump-composer-of-faeries-aire-and-death-waltz\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lost in the Cloud<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The next step was finding out if anyone had actually attempted to play this supposedly impossible piece of music. At first we found a video on YouTube claiming to be the same song, and while we were impressed by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OEQ7XzBnByU&amp;feature=plcp&amp;context=C3deda36UDOEgsToPDskKgDygfnBi7rxUu6tChZICR\" target=\"_blank\">skill of the pianist<\/a>, what was being played was far too melodic to match the sheet music. Eventually we happened upon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QkjX7Q-b1IM\" target=\"_blank\">two different attempts<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI\" target=\"_blank\">playing the song<\/a>, both equally terrible in the self-aware mode of people with too much spare time.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was listening to more of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/marasy8?feature=watch\" target=\"_blank\">Marasy8<\/a>&#8216;s work, as he has now topped <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/ronaldjenkees\" target=\"_blank\">Ronald Jenkees<\/a> as my favorite person who plays a keyboard on Youtube, when I got off on a tangent watching people play Taiko no Tatsujin (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8iJJiGqbKqU\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=endscreen&amp;NR=1&amp;v=RlJSyOgv80Y\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3Anx3mkGZow&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\">link<\/a>) and then a video (Which I can&#8217;t find now) of somebody getting a score of 600 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urban75.com\/Mag\/java7.html\" target=\"_blank\">in this game<\/a> (My best is 73, which should give you a slightly more reasonable mark to beat.)<\/p>\n<p>Later on I was reading <a href=\"http:\/\/killscreendaily.com\/articles\/reviews\/review-rayman-origins\" target=\"_blank\">Kill Screen Daily<\/a> which told me that not only was there a <a href=\"http:\/\/raymanorigins.uk.ubi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">new Rayman game out<\/a>, but it was an ACTUAL Rayman game, (Not a rabbid in sight) forged from the brilliant (deranged?) mind of Rayman&#8217;s original creator, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michel_Ancel\" target=\"_blank\">Michel Ancel<\/a>. Sadly, no PC release as of yet. Rayman Creator was one of my absolute favorite dos games, and seeing all those characters coming back for a new game is like dousing my head with a bucket of liquid nostalgia, thank you Ubisoft.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna wrap it up now, I could go on, it&#8217;s been one of those weeks, but as I&#8217;ve been typing this, my brother exposed me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d2orjqvYmKo\" target=\"_blank\">this bit of action<\/a> from an Indian movie called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Magadheera\" target=\"_blank\">Magadheera<\/a>. I don&#8217;t think I ever need to watch this movie.<\/p>\n<p>OH! Speaking of movies! Finally got to watch<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=op3w_ICK4us\" target=\"_blank\"> TinTin<\/a> with my brother at the little theater. I don&#8217;t think any film has so perfectly matched the tone and spirit of the source material. Ever. (Possibly Scott Pilgrim) It was so thoroughly TinTin. 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