{"id":260,"date":"2011-04-30T23:49:14","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T07:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2011-04-30T23:49:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-01T07:49:14","slug":"why-not-marry-safe-science-if-you-love-it-so-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/portal_standoff.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-258\" title=\"portal_standoff\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/portal_standoff-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/portal_standoff-1024x768.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/portal_standoff-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/portal_standoff.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?page_id=29\">New Wallpaper! Get it here!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I think I&#8217;m going to be quoting Cave Johnson for a while. Seriously, my dying words are going to be &#8220;When Life gives you lemons, don&#8217;t make lemonade, you make Life take those lemons back! Demand to see Life&#8217;s manager!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Portal 2 is officially the second game I&#8217;ve played for nine hours in a stretch, (the first being Sid Myers Alpha Centuri) I kept meaning to go to bed, &#8220;Right after I figure out this puzzle&#8221;, but the next puzzle, or teasing bit of story was so compelling that I ended up finishing it in one sitting. I love how the new elements just open up the puzzle possibilities. I love how the new characters flesh out the enrichment center. The final boss battle (Puzzle? Boss Puzzle doesn&#8217;t sound right) is so epic that I refuse to spoil it for anyone who hasn&#8217;t played the game yet. Rest assured that it is awesome. Also rest assured that there will be a cutscene with a talking potato.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Wallpaper! Get it here! I think I&#8217;m going to be quoting Cave Johnson for a while. Seriously, my dying words are going to be &#8220;When Life gives you lemons, don&#8217;t make lemonade, you make Life take those lemons back![&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/?p=260\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-admin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cookingwithcats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}